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The "Sir Sirloin Tips" Page

Sir Loin is a Graduate of Bowser University

with a Degree in Puppyism.

He has also received his

Masters Degree

after successfully
completing his Thesis at Cambridge, in England,
as a Roads Scholar in "DOGMA"

Here on this page "Sir Loin" offers us his

Top 10
Morsels of Wisdom

on The Art of Canine and Human Relations
as they should be.

– THE TOP 10 –

(1) When puppies are teething - give them "crushed ice" in a bowl to sooth their gums - as they get bigger and are no longer teething, change it to "ice cubes" - it will keep them cool and refreshed.

(2) Make sure your puppy has plenty of his own toys to play with - offer a new toy every day! This will decrease the chance of them chewing on your favorite things!
(3) Never "cage" your dog while you are away from home. Train your dog instead and take the time to play with him/her. Give your dog plenty of exercise. Besides, we all know that cages are for cats!

(4) Riding in the car can be an exciting event. However, ensure that your dog is never left in a car without ventilation or water. Otherwise, don't leave them in the car!

(5) Take your dog on vacation with your family! They are family too! Don't leave them at the kennel - that crowd changes daily!

(6) If there is room in your current family, adopt a dog!

(7) Dogs shouldn't be given as presents, or to children under the age of 5!

(8) Never name your dog after a living relative!

(9) Invisible fencing in the yard is a form of neglect, take time to properly train your dog and enjoy your yard with your dog!

(10) Support your local ASPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) - they really do a great job! If you see a dog in trouble, call your local ASPCA immediately!

Sir Loin is a "Student of Life" and is always interested in
hearing of new and enlightening ways to improve the
relationships between the Canine World and that of
the Human persons.If you have a suggestion on these
matters, use the suggestion box form below

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TIP OF THE MONTH

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"Top Ten Morsels of Wisdom"

Tips for the Month of MAY

" MAKE SURE YOUR DOG HAS A COMPANION TO HANG AROUND WITH. EVEN YOU DO NOT HAPPEN TO BE THIS COMPANION. HE/SHE SHOULD NOT BE LONELY. MAYBE YOU COULD BUY OR ADOPT ANOTHER DOG! " Submitted by: TIANNA

" on a hot day take a water bottle - fill until the bottle starts to slope up in a cone shape to the cap then put it in your freezer let it freeze then cut off the top cone part of the bottle let it melt just enough for it to slip out and you will have a giant ice cube your dog will love. " Submitted by: Steven Seers

" I have recently discoverd Cesar Millan The Dog Whisperer on the national geographic channel...He is absolutely fantastic. He has many tips and advice on training and raising dogs that never fail.tune in if you can...8pm friday nights..it is worth the time,and is very educational as well as amusing.new Cesar fan" Submitted by: Hector

" Please remind readers of the need to spay or neuter their dogs - dog companions will be healthier and so much more companionable!" Submitted by: Susan and David Gibson

" We all know that the economy is bad - but our pals don't know and don't understand what is causing our stress even though they try to help us through it. Please don't abandon your best friend because of an economic crisis - you will regret giving up the one thing that will bring you comfort GUARANTEED." Submitted by: T&J

" School will be out soon. So be sure to plan ahead for your dog's care needs when your schedule changes and vacations are being planned." Submitted by: Tara

" If your dog is climbing over or digging under a fence you can find help at www.petsforlife.org. " submitted by: Aunt Mary

" Remember to check dogs for fleas and ticks regularly." submitted by: Delta

" If you plan to travel with your pet, check with your veterinarian for safety tips." submitted by: J.C.

" Did you know that your dog can get gum disease? Ask your veterinarian to show you how to brush your dog's teeth." submitted by: Upton

" Dog toys are not a luxury - they are a necessity! Dog toys are needed for mental and physical exercise. Making sure your pooch isn't bored is a great way to prevent behavior problems like barking and chewing shoes, furniture, etc." submitted by: Terry

" Make sure your dog is wearing a collar with an identification tag in case he/she gets lost." Attributed to: Kevin

" I think just because you put your dog in a fence does not mean you dont care about them. Cause all i known is that is i care about my dog shocka..." submitted by: Barbara Ward

" A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." Attributed to: John Holmes, clergyman (1879-1964

" The greatest fear dogs know...is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them." Attributed to: Stanley Coren, psychologist and author (b. 1942)

" I have yet to see one completely unspoiled star, except for the animals - like Lassie." Attributed to: Edith Head, costume designer (1898-1981)

" He may be a dog, but don't tell me he doesn't have a real grip on life." Attributed to: Kendall Hailey, author (b. 1966)

" The only one of our children who has not disillusioned us (On her and her husband Eugene O'Neill's dog, Blemie)" Attributed to: Carlotta O'Neill, wife of playwright Eugene O'Neill (1888-1970)

THIS IS SOME GOOD ADVICE!

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind
in your face to be pure ecstasy.

Let others know when they've
invaded your territory.

Take naps. Stretch before rising.
Run, romp and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

enc

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout...run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

"submitted by " Friends respectively, in the following order: TIANNA, Steven Seers, Hector, Susan and David Gibson, T&J, Tara, Aunt Mary, Delta, J.C., Upton, Terry, Kevin, Barbara Ward, John Holmes, Stanely Coren, Edith Head, Kendall Hailey, Carlotta O'Neill
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