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Sir Loin is a Graduate of Bowser University

with a Degree in Puppyism.

He has also received his

Masters  Degree

after successfully
completing his
Thesis at Cambridge, in England,
as a Roads Scholar in

Here on this page "Sir Loin" offers us his

Top 10
Morsels of Wisdom

on The Art of Canine and Human Relations
as they should be.

– THE TOP 10 –

  1. (1) When puppies are teething - give them "crushed ice" in a bowl to sooth their gums - as they get bigger and are no longer teething, change it to "ice cubes" - it will keep them cool and refreshed.

  1. (2) Make sure your puppy has plenty of his own toys to play with - offer a new toy every day! This will decrease the chance of them chewing on your favorite things!

  2. (3) Never "cage" your dog while you are away from home. Train your dog instead and take the time to play with him/her. Give your dog plenty of exercise. Besides, we all know that cages are for cats!

  1. (4) Riding in the car can be an exciting event. However, ensure that your dog is never left in a car without ventilation or water. Otherwise, don't leave them in the car!

  2. (5) Take your dog on vacation with your family! They are family too! Don't leave them at the kennel - that crowd changes daily!

  3. (6) If there is room in your current family, adopt a dog!

  4. (7) Dogs shouldn't be given as presents, or to children under the age of 5!

  5. (8) Never name your dog after a living relative!

  6. (9) Invisible fencing in the yard is a form of neglect, take time to properly train your dog and enjoy your yard with your dog!
  7. (10) Support your local ASPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) - they really do a great job! If you see a dog in trouble, call your local ASPCA immediately!

Sir Loin is a "Student of Life" and is always interested in
hearing of new and enlightening ways to improve the
relationships between the
Canine World and that of
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Tips for the Month of NOVEMBER

" Dogs only bark when another dog is barking," Katie says. "Fortunately there's always a dog barking somewhere in the world." " submitted by: Katie's Mom

" If you have more than one dog be sure to treat them all equally. Don't choose favorites, or you could end up with a poodle that has a rottwieler personality, if you know what I mean! I'm sure you don't like to feel left out!!" submitted by: Pomeranians rock my sox

" I think just because you put your dog in a fence does not mean you dont care about them. Cause all i known is that is i care about my dog shocka... " submitted by: Barbara Ward

" give your dog a part or section of the house were only he will belong. keep all his toys there and make it comfy and/or pretty which ever suits your dog!!remember have fun and do it together." submitted by: Lannisse

" When giving your dog a bath, always wash their head and ears last, that way they won't till their heads are wet! Otherwise wet their head and get in the bath with them!" submitted by: Emma Hughes

" Another good tip is to be lovable and spoil your dog." submitted by: MAYRA

" frozen baby carrots are great for teething puppies to chew on and eat as a healthy snack!" submitted by: Joan Ross

" you should always watch your dogs diet and always bathe your dog." submitted by: Michael Yerushalmi

" I think that people should always treat their dogs like they treat themselves (unless they treat themselves badly). Also, try talking to your dog. I do to mine and she is happy, healthy and loves to play." submitted by: Brittany

" Take your dog for lot's of walks a day, At least 4!. Make sure your dog gets to socialize with other dogs when she is very young!" submitted by: Tania

" If your dog goes to the bathroom outside give him a treat and praise him. If he goes inside dont give him a treat or praise him" submitted by: Amanda

" Walk your pet as much as you can. You will get exercise and the dog will love you more." submitted by: Cartman

" About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog." Attributed to: Edgar Watson Howe, journalist (1853-1937)

" I took my dog for a walk...all the way from New York to Florida...I said to him, "There, now you're done."" Attributed to: Steven Wright, Canadian comedian (b. 1955)

" To a dog the whole world is a smell." Attributed to: Author unknown

" Oh, that dog! All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks." Attributed to: Phillis Diller, comedian

" Breed a Pointer with an Irish Setter you get a Pointsetter. A traditional Christmas Pet. " Attributed to: Good Dog! magazine

" The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor." Attributed to: Margot Kaufman, writer


If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind
in your face to be
pure ecstasy.

Let others know when they've
invaded your territory.

Take naps. Stretch before rising.
Run, romp and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.


Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.


On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

"submitted by " Friends respectively, in the following order: Katie's Mom, Pomeranians rock my sox, Barbara Ward, Lannisse, Emma Hughes, MAYRA, Joan Ross, Michael Yerushalmi, Brittany, Tania, Amanda, Cartman, Edgar Watson Howe, Steven Wright, Author Unknown, Phyllis Diller, Good Dog! magazine, Margot Kaufman

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